I'm Back

Me:

After finally finishing the semester, graduating, getting a job, and moving to Houston, I am finally ready to start regularly writing for all my trusty readers (hi mom). Unfortunately and fortunately, I feel like I haven't missed much over the past few months in the land of Texas football. 

No news is good news:

Even though I get excited like Kirstie Alley at Golden Corral every time mb-tf.com blinks, news about college football players around this time of year is rarely positive, so I can't really complain.  Ken Rucker is earning every penny of his salary, as far as I'm concerned, by keeping Texas players off of the APD scanners. Let's not forget what happened last time there was a ton of football news during the summer.

What I have missed:

For the sake of making me feel like I'm caught up, I'm going to cover everything you need to know right here.

Texas Tech, Missouri, and Georgia are going to co-win it all in a BCS disaster, Tim Tebow is teh BEST, l1ke, EVAR, WVU pimp-slapped Rich Rodriguez, DollaWill Mu$champ is kickass,  and I met Quan Cosby on 6th Street and he was really really cool. 

Seriously, he was really friendly.