I was planning on writing a unit vs unit preview of the FAU game coming up this weekend, but have found that no one really cares about FAU. Even the roster found on their own website is out of date. So instead, I thought it would be prudent to create a drinking game for those of you who will be watching the game at home with a fridge full of beer. Those of us at the game won't be drinking of course, because it's not like the flask was invented in Texas or anything (totally made up, don't even bother Googling it).
Announcer mentions... (drink 3)
Chris Jesse
Texas's Young secondary
Howard Schnellenberger and drinking
Chris Ogbonnaya, but has no clue how it is pronounced
Fozzy, but as "Foswhitt"
Rusty Smith, greatest QB alive
DollaWill Mu$champ being fiery
The legendary Major Applewhite
Game Milestones (finish drink)
End of 1st and 3rd Quarters
Halftime
End of game
Texas... (drink 2)
Throws an interception
Fumbles the ball
Gets beaten deep due to an out of position freshman
Coach touches a live ball
DollaWill Mu$champ says an audible swear word
FAU... (drink 3)
Doesn't show up because they don't actually exist
Doesn't feel so tough in front of 98,000 angry drunk people
Public apologizes for angering the great nation of Texas
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