The dark side of the force may feed off of anger and hate, but no Jedi ever faced an adversary as tough as Texas's 2008 schedule. Pull up a chair, grab a plate, and eat up some hate until it hurts.
2. Running back Kendall Hunter is not a big fan of women's volleyball.
3. Zac Robinson, OSU's quarterback, watches Madden Nation on ESPN.
4. Running back Kendall Hunter didn't hold the elevator for you this morning.
5. Then you ate his sandwich out of the break room fridge, and it tasted like the Great Depression. Learn to make a sandwich, dick.
6. Mike Gundy can show you the secrets to making up to $4,000 a week working from home, and he advertises it to you 6 freaking minutes at a time during commercial breaks.
7. Kendall Hunter ran into your car in the parking lot while you were gone, left a note, but then Zac Robinson came by and took the note off your car and threw it away. Hate that guy.
8. Dez Bryant likes going to the mall. On Saturday.
9. Mike Gundy's playbook was directly copied from PerezHilton.com.
10. Supplement a tired case of this with a healthy dose of this.
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