Mizzou Week Facts of Dubious Veracity

I can most certainly sense that we as a fan base are still frolicking out in our post-OU bliss fields (I wish bliss fields were real), and not focussed on our upcoming game against the once #2 Mizzou. OU is in the past, it's time to get out a fresh six pack of Hateoraide and begin the Mizzou strong dislike (hate is an awfully strong word for a Big 12 North team).

1. Quarterback Chase Daniel is the last dirty mother-fracking Cylon.
2. He also couldn't see the merits of casting the One Ring into Mordor.
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4. WR Jeremy Maclin acted cool when you first met him, but then one time when you guys were hanging out he attempted to talk to you about your "walk with Ron Paul."
5. You can't spell Mizzou without OU.
6. Jeremy Maclin doesn't see what's so bad about shouting "terrorist!" about Obama at a John McCain rally.
7. TE Chase Coffman cuts in front of old people in line at the pharmacy.
8. Pinkel is Einhorn, Einhorn is Pinkel, and Pinkel is a man!
9. Chase Daniel likes Dane Cook as an actor.
10. Missouri thinks replacing the letter "s" with the letter "z" is cool. As in "me and my boyz are going to get our bro-bronze on before rollin' to my fav Jager bar." Or as in "Mizzou."