I'm not even a player and I feel exhausted from this ridiculous stretch of games. Which is exactly why a steaming pile of hate is in order.
1. Graham Harrell prefers white wine to any other beverage. Just plain un-American.
2. Mike Leach wishes the election was still another year away, because two years just isn't enough time to make a decision.
3. Michael Crabtree drinks Dr. Pepper, and clearly doesn't wear a WWCD bracelet like I do.
4. He also told on you for being on this site at work. I really hate that guy.
5. Graham Harrell wears skin tight Billabong shirts and calls everyone "brah" and "broseph." That might actually be true.
6. The Masked Rider once made a "your mama" joke without first knowing that the mother in question had in fact passed away.
7. Tech's Girls Horses, over the years, have injured refs, cheerleaders, and even the riders. Oops, that one is true.
8. Mike Leach is actually a closet Ninja fan. Poseur.
9. Michael Crabtree knows how to exfoliate his skin.
10. Graham Harrell doesn't give up his seat for old people on the bus, even when everyone else glares at him.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Tech Week Facts of Dubious Veracity
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Not very funny - dont give up day job
Thanks for your kind words, anonymous internet tough guy Tech fan! I was actually in the middle of emailing my boss my two weeks notice when you (wisely) saved me from making a huge life-changing mistake. And here I thought all a degree from Tech got you was the clap!
the life changing mistake was made when your mom should have swallowed sweet whispers
btw the clap you got was from your sister, the one with the mustache
And here I thought all a degree from Tech got you was the clap!
oooo burn (like your pee).
James > ur from WACO, the only burn you know about comes from a compound. STFU bitch
James > ur from WACO, the only burn you know about comes from a compound. STFU bitch
embarrassing
Embarrassing = lose the game, the big 12 south, the big 12 championship, the national championship, and the Heisman ALL in one night. Sooners still alive
And to make matters worse we now have to root for teams from Oklahoma if we want to have any shot in the Big 12.
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An antebellum home in Oxford just off the Square available for you
and 5 friends for the UT/OM football game. This auction benefits the
Boys and Girls Club of Oxford. Visit www.bgsnms.org and click on
AUCTION. Auction ends 6/31/12.
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